A Ryanair 747 flight is on its way to Paris. It flies at about 800 km/h at 34,000 feet. Suddenly, out of nowhere a super duper Turbo Mach 2 comes alongside!
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the 747, and gets on the radio: “Féach ar seo! Watch this!”
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the 747 and asks: “Well, can you match that?”
The Ryanair pilot answers: “That’s really good, but watch this!”
The jet pilot watches the 747, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 5 minutes, the Ryanair pilot radios, “Well, what do you think?”
Confused, the jet pilot asks, “What did you do?”
The Ryanair pilot says: “I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, read yesterday’s sports results, then got a cup of coffee, and a chocolate fudge pastry.”
The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed seems great. But as you get older, you learn that other factors are more important.
This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older, and Smarter.
I’m now sixty-five. If you’re anywhere around my age, slow down. It’s a smart move!
This is me today:
- I jog slowly. No more running.
- I cycle slowly.
- I start the day slowly.
- I stretch slowly.
- I breathe slowly.
Until recently, I was a Turbo Mach 2. Bye bye baby.