Joe Biden v Airport Security

Behind airport canteen Tommy and Billy are sharing a cigarette.

Is it true Joe is coming? Thought I saw a memo saying we need to be on top of our game. 

Yeah, he’ll be here tomorrow and a gang of protection fellas to mind him, but that memo you’re talking about, that’s really coz we know this airport the best. We’ll be the best boys to sniff trouble before them Yanks have time to turn round. 

Would you say there’ll be trouble? 

Nah, that’s just them big bosses reminding us they’re the boss of us.

OK yeah. Shur we don’t need reminding. They just want to cover their asses in case of one of us not turning up for work. That’s what that is. 

Agree with ya there. Johnny says he has to buy a bike for the young lad’s birthday, so he’s off on a sickie. He said anyway that he’d have no interest seeing yer man Biden. He’d have to work diligently twice over for the same money. 

What’s diligently? Yer always usin big words. 

Published by Páraig

Changing my mind, one thought at at a time. You can too. Garden, bike and writing can be key. Ukan2.

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